Funny Card That Reminds Us of Things We'd Never Do
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DESCRIPTION
This charming greeting card pairs vintage daredevil imagery with dry, self-aware humor that feels instantly relatable. Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock, it blends old-school charm with modern sarcasm for a laugh that lands gently but confidently. It’s a knowing nod to shared wisdom, mutual caution, and the kind of love that values common sense over chaos.
Product Details: A2 greeting card (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"); premium soft-touch cardstock; blank interior; includes A2 kraft envelope; individually packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve.
Care Instructions: Store flat in a cool, dry place to prevent bending or surface wear. Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture or direct sunlight to maintain print quality.
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